This kid is toooooo funny.
Peeve: water in ears
It’s horrible. You hop around frantically, in a sort of sideways head-banging session, but that rusty sound never escapes! I hate it when I have water in my ears! The only solution I’ve found is to add more water. Because I think what happens is you have a little tiny drop in there somewhere, hanging out with your ear drum. So if you add more, the molecules will join hands and happily exit the ear with one swift head flick. Try it.
I was carded today for buying cigarettes. Seriously?!
[Quest 002
Find a cameraman who’s willing to document everything.
iMovie is a douchebag
I can’t figure it out! I mean, I’m not like, completely lost, but it’s fucking difficult. And I don’t like it. Also, I can’t cue myself properly. Perhaps I will revert back to GarageBand or Audacity.
You know what I hate?
When you’ve been waking up every day at, say, seven in the morning, and on the day when you can sleep in, you automatically wake up at like, seven thirty. FML
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Why do animals taste so delicious? I’m going to have my own organic farm with Ten in a few years. Once I’m rich enough.
On a side note, I hear alligator tastes just like chicken…
[Quest 001
Get all the animals on my side.
Remember when I said Google Chrome is the best invention in the history of life? Well, it’s not. It sucks. And I don’t like it. I’m'a switch back to Safari before you can say WordPress dot com.
