...to numb the pain

Oh, hello

onamatopoeia — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:55:10 +0000

I keep forgetting about this blog.

Zombie Survival Tip #131

onamatopoeia — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 11:13:23 +0000

Zombies can’t swim. Use that to your advantage.

I love Jenna Marbles

onamatopoeia — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 03:37:17 +0000

I want to be her friend. Jenna’s. Not Ke$ha’s

Am i the only one?

onamatopoeia — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 14:54:24 +0000

I always get Willem Dafoe and Denis Leary mixed up. Are they secretly brothers? Which one was the green douchebag in Spiderman? The same guy from Boondock Saints? Why is life so difficult?

QOTD by someone who probably wants to remain anonymous ;)

onamatopoeia — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 12:19:57 +0000

I just pooped a cobra.

Hahaha, oops

onamatopoeia — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 12:59:15 +0000

Leona kinda half-fell into the toilet today. She then jumped out, shook off her leg, and scampered off, embarrassed.

xkcd

onamatopoeia — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:34:51 +0000

Oh, xkcd, you are fantastic.

Top Five Things that Happened Today

onamatopoeia — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 12:30:05 +0000

5. Jerome had a hairball and I gave him the Heimlich Maneuver chest compressions you do for infants. He didn’t like that very much. Not at all, actually, because he didn’t even hack it up and then slapped me in the arm and ran off.

4. I made friends with a robot:

3. My FIN221 tutor said I was pretty and she liked my outfit.

2. Ma got me this delicious chocolate milk that tasted like heavenly magic from Switzerland.

1. I submitted my almost-twenty page report, weeeee!

In retrospect, that’s not really in any particular order, because definitely Charles the Robot trumps finishing my report, but whatevs.

Also, I just previewed this post, and what the fuck is up with the spacing and alignment?! I shall have a word with the theme designer.

Iguana Drama

onamatopoeia — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 11:56:38 +0000

I had a fight with Amadeus today and won, but only barely. It’s not even normal how strong that fucker is.

Sparky

onamatopoeia — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:38:35 +0000

Sometimes I like to believe that Sparky is a Transformer. 185,000 km and still being a badass.