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Zombie Survival Tip #131
Zombies can’t swim. Use that to your advantage.
Like this:
I love Jenna Marbles
I want to be her friend. Jenna’s. Not Ke$ha’s
Am i the only one?
I always get Willem Dafoe and Denis Leary mixed up. Are they secretly brothers? Which one was the green douchebag in Spiderman? The same guy from Boondock Saints? Why is life so difficult?
I just pooped a cobra.
QOTD by someone who probably wants to remain anonymous ;)
Hahaha, oops
Leona kinda half-fell into the toilet today. She then jumped out, shook off her leg, and scampered off, embarrassed.
Top Five Things that Happened Today
5. Jerome had a hairball and I gave him the Heimlich Maneuver chest compressions you do for infants. He didn’t like that very much. Not at all, actually, because he didn’t even hack it up and then slapped me in the arm and ran off.
4. I made friends with a robot:
3. My FIN221 tutor said I was pretty and she liked my outfit.
2. Ma got me this delicious chocolate milk that tasted like heavenly magic from Switzerland.
1. I submitted my almost-twenty page report, weeeee!
In retrospect, that’s not really in any particular order, because definitely Charles the Robot trumps finishing my report, but whatevs.
Also, I just previewed this post, and what the fuck is up with the spacing and alignment?! I shall have a word with the theme designer.
Iguana Drama
I had a fight with Amadeus today and won, but only barely. It’s not even normal how strong that fucker is.
Sometimes I like to believe that Sparky is a Transformer. 185,000 km and still being a badass.
